Celebrity Haiku

Working with Vin Diesel twice had a bad effect on her

gilesmn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:14:53 +0000

Fast and furious,

the frumpy female flashes

sans foresightedness.

Another childless Easter…

gilesmn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:57:03 +0000

Half-duck, half-doggie

looks away, embarrassed ’bout

owner’s obloquy.

“Rock” Meets “Reality”–Who’ll Win?

gilesmn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:43:58 +0000

Watch what happens when

smashed pumpkin meets tequila—

vi’lent vomitus.

Talking behind someone’s back never ends well…

gilesmn — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:57:33 +0000

Erupting in a

silent yell, the yawning fox

says good day to you.

Yellow and black! The hip new color combo!

gilesmn — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:55:04 +0000

A plague of eff jays

shall assault thy senses as

we blind ourselves razed.

What would Oscar think?

gilesmn — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:33:03 +0000

Wilde Portrait of Knobs

in Gray, wither away like

cultural landscape.

As always, Pam Anderson brings the class.

gilesmn — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:09:16 +0000

Are those angel wings

or a flying vee or just

a bad burrito?

When Sea Lions Attack!

gilesmn — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:02:55 +0000

Leathery kisser,

nuzzling ’gainst whiskerless cheeks—

g’wan, take a bite!

Don’t turn around!

gilesmn — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:53:48 +0000

Vic vill vanish like

an optical ’lusion in

disappearing dress.

Is Seth the new Jared?

gilesmn — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:44:57 +0000

I lost all this weight

just to be ’nother fat blob?

Where’d my agent go?