http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com Contemplating the Nature of Celebrityhood, 17 Syllables at a Time Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:04:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/oh-no-he-dih-nit/#comment-2906 Noam Weiss Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:04:57 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1401#comment-2906 "Hello? oh, hi MOM, yeah I'm kinda busy now. yeah... yeah.. yeah. love you.." “Hello? oh, hi MOM,
yeah I’m kinda busy now.
yeah… yeah.. yeah. love you..”

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/is-seth-the-new-jared/#comment-2905 Noam Weiss Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:59:41 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1412#comment-2905 Which one is the blob? I can't tell the difference Subway's not THAT good Which one is the blob?
I can’t tell the difference
Subway’s not THAT good

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/dont-turn-around/#comment-2904 Noam Weiss Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:54:33 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1414#comment-2904 Bad dresses are in Anorexia is out please give her some food Bad dresses are in
Anorexia is out
please give her some food

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/gene-simmons-is-mildly-amused-by-carrot-tops-antics/#comment-2903 Vanessa Ducusin Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:07:09 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1280#comment-2903 V I Ps only Rock Legends and top notch gals Who let Carrot in? V I Ps only
Rock Legends and top notch gals
Who let Carrot in?

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/who-says-capitalism-ruined-democracy/#comment-2902 Vanessa Ducusin Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:58:48 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1321#comment-2902 Geez I am starving! May I have a stick of gum? Thanks, that's much better Geez I am starving!
May I have a stick of gum?
Thanks, that’s much better

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2008/12/18/first-burgers-now-body-spray/#comment-2901 Vanessa Ducusin Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:53:50 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1123#comment-2901 The movie deals ceased I have sunk to extreme lows. V for Vendetta. The movie deals ceased
I have sunk to extreme lows.
V for Vendetta.

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/yellow-and-black-the-hip-new-color-combo/#comment-2900 Noam Weiss Fri, 29 May 2009 06:56:48 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1425#comment-2900 This one draws a blank someone has been slacking here we need some new pics ;) This one draws a blank
someone has been slacking here
we need some new pics

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/04/15/another-childless-easter/#comment-2899 Noam Weiss Fri, 29 May 2009 06:54:44 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1432#comment-2899 Someone hurry up and call Eiffel 65 - 'Blue' needs a sequel Someone hurry up
and call Eiffel 65 –
‘Blue’ needs a sequel

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/04/15/working-with-vin-diesel-twice-had-a-bad-effect-on-her/#comment-2898 Noam Weiss Fri, 29 May 2009 06:48:37 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1435#comment-2898 Hey there, Ms. Lohan did you know that flashing works better without pants? Hey there, Ms. Lohan
did you know that flashing works
better without pants?

]]> http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/ode-to-a-glittery-mallet/#comment-2897 Vanessa Ducusin Wed, 27 May 2009 16:34:22 +0000 http://celebrityhaiku.wordpress.com/?p=1404#comment-2897 Skipped workout today This hammer will distract them. Don't look at my thighs. Skipped workout today
This hammer will distract them.
Don’t look at my thighs.

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