House of Wine, lay waste
to that frozen burrito—
wrapper be damnéd!
Archive for the ‘Winehouse’ Category
Warning! Contents may be very hot!
Posted in Winehouse on February 17, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Amy Winehouse’s Newest Addiction: Trapeze!
Posted in Winehouse on January 13, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Winehouse is risen
like Lazarus, surveying
the mortals below.
Winehouse sez, “Get that light offa me!”
Posted in Winehouse on December 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Climb the mountainous
wreckage like a mad lizard
’scaping sudden death.
The Winehouse is still alive, thanks to her brain slug
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on November 25, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Living, breathing hair
hath taken over her brain,
prob’ly for the best.
(I will give five extra credit points to the first Ai – Sac student that can tell me what TV show the title references. Post your answer as a comment.)
The Winehouse has been up all night studying The Exorcist
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on November 6, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Bewitching woman,
smoke trailing ’cross the gone day,
when will it all end?
If they got Beck, maybe they can get Amy Winehouse
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on October 9, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Huh? Whuzzatchye say?
Scientolo-wha? Wuht will
The Cruise do fer me?
Oh, man, is the Winehouse ever back!
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on August 20, 2008 | 10 Comments »
“Woke up this morning
and asked myself, ‘Am I glad
to be alive?’” Well?
Ladies and Gentlemen: Mr. & Mrs. Winehouse!
Posted in Winehouse on July 24, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Oh, for a future
when parents care more for real
children than dummies.
The Wine House still walks among the living
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on July 12, 2008 | 5 Comments »
“Outta me way,” cries
dejected star, shunned by all.
“Today’s moving day!”
The Fall of the House of Wine Continues…
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on June 22, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Bad news today, luv…
Turns out young burnouts can get
emphysema, too.
