Half-duck, half-doggie
looks away, embarrassed ’bout
owner’s obloquy.
Archive for the ‘Whatevers’ Category
Another childless Easter…
Posted in Pets, Whatevers on April 15, 2009 | 3 Comments »
“Rock” Meets “Reality”–Who’ll Win?
Posted in Musicians, Whatevers on April 15, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Watch what happens when
smashed pumpkin meets tequila—
vi’lent vomitus.
Don’t turn around!
Posted in Whatevers on March 10, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Vic vill vanish like
an optical ’lusion in
disappearing dress.
Love Is…CH Style #2
Posted in Whatevers on February 13, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Love is giving up
a dirty old man just for
a grease covered sack.
“Ooooo…that smell! Can you smell that smell?”
Posted in Athletes, Whatevers on January 30, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Esc’lating fatso,
shifting about nervously:
“Who farted? Not me.”
Why would anybody buy this guy’s book?!
Posted in Whatevers on January 30, 2009 | 6 Comments »
The publishing world
has hit lows of late: sales drop
and Sanjaya signs.
Those years of studying Hulk Hogan videos have finally paid off!
Posted in Whatevers on January 23, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Somewhere, a Hulk weeps
for a love lost while these two
keep on keepin’ on.
This inaugural party brought to you by Pepsi
Posted in Actors, Whatevers on January 21, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Personal freedom
is like this cupcake—too much
can be bad for you.
The golden headless figure likes to watch
Posted in Pets, Whatevers on January 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Pretty pathetic,
planting a puckered peck on
pooch’s proboscis.
A Madden Has Gone Mad!
Posted in Musicians, Whatevers on January 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Wet and shivering,
the drownéd rat looks landward
’fore blow from behind.
