Take me back, country
roads—show me your mullet trees
and your rhinestone dreams.
Archive for the ‘The Virus’ Category
Blast from the Past: Miley’s early education
Posted in Blast from the Past, The Virus on February 26, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Celebrity Haiku Bible Camp ‘09!
Posted in The Virus on January 21, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Cast thine eyes upon
her, Big Boy, and bringest me
to judgment with thee.
Billy Ray has found a new teenager to exploit
Posted in The Virus on January 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Daddy’s Rule the First:
Princess’s boy toy must lead
and ’low massages.
Caution! Ice cream may cause teenage acne!
Posted in Musicians, The Virus on November 25, 2008 | 5 Comments »
With ice cream and life,
Miley makes mountainous mess
for all to enjoy.
Down, Bolt, down!
Posted in Movies, Musicians, The Virus on November 19, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Please tell us, big dog,
do those celebrities taste
better than we do?
Happy Cyrus Day at CH!
Posted in Musicians, The Virus on November 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
The Virus has spread
like glittering rhinestones ’cross
a barren wasteland.
Like Miley Cyrus needs to shop at Wal-Mart…
Posted in The Virus on November 14, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Hooray for Wal-Mart!
Un-Mexican jumping teens
shall promote ’till death!
Miley “I’m a vegetarian” Cyrus–I hope you realize those are full of animal products
Posted in Musicians, The Virus, tagged Musicians on October 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Piggy grunts “oink” as
fast food fries disappear like
this veg-head’s conscience.
Like looking in a mirror, I tell you what…
Posted in Simps, The Virus on August 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Miley, lookee here!
If you’re not careful, this will
be you pretty soon!
Worst mall trip ever: Miley gets busted!
Posted in The Virus on August 11, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Stop there, shoplifter!
beckons the mall cop, before
tackling Cy to ground.
