Ninety-nine reasons
not to cross these paths—make it
one hundred and one.
Archive for the ‘Speidi’ Category
(I Got the) Heavily Discounted Valentine Blues Again
Posted in Speidi on January 29, 2009 | 9 Comments »
So who paid them? McCain? Obama? Or both?
Posted in Speidi on January 19, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Barack-n-Rollers
seem to have rolled over like
the sorest loser.
Humiliation, Thy Name is Speidi
Posted in Speidi on January 9, 2009 | 3 Comments »
If a blonde-bearded
boy falls in the octagon,
does anyone care?
Speidi has become CH’s newest Simps!
Posted in Speidi on December 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
What is phoniest?
Deer sculptures, hot chocolate,
or life together?
A Very Speidi Christmas Special
Posted in Speidi on December 13, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Being a person
of character makes us feel
like we’re important.
You needed the youth vote, McCain, but not this bad!
Posted in Speidi on November 7, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Another reason
McCain and Palin lost it?
These guys’ endorsement.
Off wit ‘is head, then!
Posted in Speidi on October 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Domineering lass
strikes splintered blows, adding Spence
to the carrion.
Frank Black once wrote a song called “Kicked in the Taco”…
Posted in Speidi on October 2, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Bite the hand that feeds
the proverbial taco—
just don’t hurt yourself.
I know you guys think you’re better than us, but would you at least look down at the camera?
Posted in Actors, Musicians, Speidi, Talkers on September 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Fake reality
glows green like a million
dead bats in Ozzie.
Them “Hills” are pregnant with symbolism, ain’t they?
Posted in Speidi on August 28, 2008 | 6 Comments »
“Reality” star
puts even more phoniness
on show with phlush phruit.
