Cover thine eyes as
curled stink lines emanate from
thy naked dead pits.
Archive for the ‘Spears’ Category
Is Britney’s tour recession proof?
Posted in Spears on March 4, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Ode to a Glittery Mallet
Posted in Spears on March 4, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Step right up folks and
play yer luck–Whack-a-Brit’ll
make ya a meel’yon!
Bast from the Past: Justin & Britney Before the Meltdowns
Posted in Blast from the Past, Spears on January 30, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Drowning in denim,
I gasp for air as my lungs
fill with fuzzy frill.
Who’da thunk there’d be a cam’ra in here?!
Posted in Spears on November 28, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Late-night meth binges
in liquor store parking lots
lead to Trash in Boots.
To be read in a hick carnival operator’s voice:
Posted in Actors, Musicians, Sons, Spears on November 11, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Newest attraction!
See fer yerself! Spearsnkin
caged fer yer safety!
Pictures are worth a million words…then again, some aren’t.
Posted in Spears on October 22, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Images can mean
different things, but this one
rings most loud and clear.
Britney’s Return to Celebrity Haiku!
Posted in Spears on September 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Forget the shaved head,
quick divorce, hospital stays—
don’t quit dreaming, kids!
Britney’s signature says so much…yet so little
Posted in Spears on July 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
“Life as a party”
says an analyst? More like
life at twelve years old.
(Be sure to click on the link above to read a handwriting expert’s opinion of Brit’s signature, as seen above. How do you train to become a handwriting expert, anyway? I want to do that for a living.)
Look who’s goin’ nuts again!
Posted in Spears on June 6, 2008 | 8 Comments »
“Mommy, what’s up?” asked
the boy. “Mommas shouldn’t drive
drunk,” as dress falls down.
Will the person with the camera please get a life?!
Posted in Spears on May 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Stalkerazzi waits
alone for the payday when
Brit makes pit stop—score!
