Season is over—
which is worse? Lack of hard hits
or her holding reign?
Archive for the ‘Simps’ Category
Another disappointing postseason for Cowboys fans
Posted in Athletes, Simps on January 7, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Don’t Fall Out of Consciousness, Boy
Posted in Simps on January 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Tiny men that take
bulk barbiturates must not
close thine eyes—save death!
Best of 2008: The Simps-Wentz Nuptials
Posted in Simps on December 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
White bitch on a leash—
symbolic in so many
ways for their marriage.
CH Blast from the Past: Nick & Jessica Were Happy Once
Posted in Blast from the Past, Musicians, Simps on November 20, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Bedazzled Simpson
and a befrazzled Lachey—
what were they thinking?
If only Jessica’s dog could tell us what he knows…
Posted in Musicians, Pets, Simps on September 30, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Today’s conference
shall be moderated by
Simps’s new mouthpiece.
Watch out, Ashley! Possible stalker!
Posted in Musicians, Simps on September 6, 2008 | 5 Comments »
The younger Simpsling
considers danger when stalked
by translookalike.
Since when does Jessica Simpson have a kid?!
Posted in Musicians, Simps on September 2, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Celeb fad sighting!
Find someone else’s kid and
pose! Pretend it’s yours!
Happy Labor Day from ‘Mo, Simps, and CH!
Posted in Athletes, Musicians, Simps on September 1, 2008 | 8 Comments »
In honor of Day
of Labor, ’Mo and the Simps
do their own shopping!
The Simpson paparazzi have hit Sacramento!
Posted in Musicians, Simps on August 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Putrid pop princess
has as many colors as
that “country” flannel.
Like looking in a mirror, I tell you what…
Posted in Simps, The Virus on August 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Miley, lookee here!
If you’re not careful, this will
be you pretty soon!
