Watch what happens when
smashed pumpkin meets tequila—
vi’lent vomitus.
Archive for the ‘Musicians’ Category
“Rock” Meets “Reality”–Who’ll Win?
Posted in Musicians, Whatevers on April 15, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Yellow and black! The hip new color combo!
Posted in Models, Musicians on March 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
A plague of eff jays
shall assault thy senses as
we blind ourselves razed.
When Sea Lions Attack!
Posted in Musicians on March 10, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Leathery kisser,
nuzzling ’gainst whiskerless cheeks—
g’wan, take a bite!
Where the Streets Have a Contrived Photo Op
Posted in Musicians on March 5, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Protect us, brothers,
from the blackened hands of death,
looming like lovers.
Two ageless wonders
Posted in Kid's Korner, Musicians on March 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Bearded rockers know
that every girl’s crazy
’bout a sharp dressed sponge.
Is Kanye Sylvester Stallone now?
Posted in Musicians on February 28, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Let’s play quarterback
and lady from the future—
most ill at ease wins!
Hot Pink Bonapartism
Posted in Musicians on February 25, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Napoleonic
complexed caterwauler cries,
“Glory is fleeting!”
Beetle Bailey is soooo jealous…
Posted in Musicians on February 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Thou shalt not forget,
Kids, the wrath of a vengeful
Halftrack shalt smite thee.
Overexposure Alert! Overexposure Alert!
Posted in Musicians on February 20, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Leather leggings make
Morrison blush as Kitty
coughs up a hairball.
Paris’ ex finds a replacement
Posted in Musicians on February 16, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Eat this onion,
for Paris begat Perry,
and you will be free.
