I lost all this weight
just to be ’nother fat blob?
Where’d my agent go?
Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category
Is Seth the new Jared?
Posted in Actors, Movies on March 5, 2009 | 6 Comments »
American materialism? Never!
Posted in Actors, Movies on February 17, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Bag ladies beware!
Your name has been forsaken
for film promotion.
Put the pedal to the metal! Please!
Posted in Actors, Movies on February 10, 2009 | 7 Comments »
O God of NASCAR,
take him from us and prevent
even worse sequel.
Help me, Han!
Posted in Actors, Movies on February 5, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Choked by a Wookie—
America’s favorite
reality show!
“I know it was you, Martino. You broke my heart.”
Posted in Actors, Movies on February 5, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Protruding pink puss
projects disapproval of
pointless picture show.
Alone Again, Naturally
Posted in Movies, Musicians on December 13, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Like a proud Viking
warrior, Mayer holds his
enemy’s head high.
Despereaux Seeking Hermione
Posted in Actors, Movies on December 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Beady-eyed rodent
snuggles close to Harry’s girl—
please, pass on the plague!
How can Ben Stiller follow up Tropic Thunder with this?!
Posted in Actors, Movies on December 1, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Aging funny men
make some tasty meat, guesses
the starving lion.
Down, Bolt, down!
Posted in Movies, Musicians, The Virus on November 19, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Please tell us, big dog,
do those celebrities taste
better than we do?
Something’s missing here!
Posted in Movies on June 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Man transforms slowly
into harried beast, all while
the dog runs away.
