A plague of eff jays
shall assault thy senses as
we blind ourselves razed.
Archive for the ‘Models’ Category
Yellow and black! The hip new color combo!
Posted in Models, Musicians on March 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Who says capitalism ruined democracy?
Posted in Models on February 11, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Our economy
really needs help if run by
new swimsuit models.
Warhol would be proud, darling…
Posted in Models on January 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Bride of Blackenstein,
ascending from grave like a
Misfit in morning.
Those are two long faces, I tell you what…
Posted in Models, Pets on November 21, 2008 | 10 Comments »
There are those that say
owners, pets can look alike.
Can you deny it?
Makin’ it look so easy…
Posted in Models on November 19, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So-called supermom
finds the job more easy with
multiple ’sistants.
Halloween reveals way too much about Mr. & Mrs. Seal
Posted in Models, Musicians on October 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Foliage covers
the wrong fields as an apple
devours beauty.
Angelyne, you see, dear, there’s this thing called ‘aging’…
Posted in Models on October 18, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Billboard survivor
walks Hollywood streets, grasping
for one final chance.
My Lord, man! How much is that bra gonna cost me?!
Posted in Corporations, Models, tagged Models on September 23, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Bunyanesque brassiere
descends from the rafters like
a gift from the gods.
One too many nights at the Roxbury, it seems
Posted in Actors, Models on August 19, 2008 | 4 Comments »
’vorced after eight weeks?
Nobody said being wed
to Peeps is easy.
Kinda like Paris and Benji…they match!
Posted in Daughters, Models on August 15, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Ballooning Osbourne
floats around as a rakish
lad tethers her down.
