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Greetings, Celebrity Haiku Readers:
Can you believe it’s almost 2009?  We here at Celebrity Haiku Headquarters just wanted to drop a message of thanks and well-tidings.  We hope your holiday season has been one of good will and positive vibes.  As always, thank you for spending a few minutes of your day here at CH and [...]

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Dear CH Readers:
We find ourselves in mid-October and I hope you and yours are doing well. Another birthday passed…the World Series is about to begin…the NFL season is in full force…Hollywood is releasing its “finest” films for Oscar consideration and the major networks are premeiring their “hottest new shows”…just imagine the media poo-poo storm [...]

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Metapost: Please Comment!

Dear Celebrity Haiku Readers:
Thanks, as always, for spending a few moments of your day with us here in the CH halls.  Daily viewership has been raking in some very impressive numbers of late, and I can only thank you. 
Last night’s conclusion of an impressive week of speeches in Denver has inspired me to become more [...]

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Dear your friendly neighborhood Celebrity Haiku readers:
I am very happy to say “thank you” to all of the new visitors to our humble abode.  When I started this internet-based humor project only three months ago, I dreamed of a snarky utopia where many voices could be heard speaking the flowering language of haiku.  I am [...]

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We here at CHHQ would like to offer a warm “Hello” and “Welcome” to some new posters here at Celebrity Haiku.  A lot of CH readers are well aware of the fact that I am an English teacher, and I thought it would be fun to offer extra credit points to my students that post [...]

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As Keanu was once to say, “Whoa.”  A few weeks ago I peeled the curtain back an inch or two to reveal somebody’s recent Celebrity Haiku search for the unwonted term italian breakfast, but nobody replied as I’d hoped.  I’m extremely pleased and disturbed (I’m a very conflicted fellow most of the time) by the [...]

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Dear Celebrity Haiku Readers–please gather ’round the roaring campfire for a peek behind the greasy green curtain here at CHHQ.  The kind folks at WordPress are nice enough to let me know what the “Top Searches” are–that is, phrases that the most site viewers type into the “Search” box at the top of the page.  Usually [...]

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Greetings, Celebrity Haiku readers!  I just wanted to drop a “Thank You Very Much” note for spending a few moments of your online time here at Celebrity Haiku.  Monday, May 26 is the one month anniversary of the sight, and I’m proud to say we’ve had a couple hundred visits already, which I think is [...]

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We here at the Celebrity Haiku headquarters are making a call for any and all comments!  Show us up by writing your own better haikus!  Just remember: 5 – 7 – 5!

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