Wilde Portrait of Knobs
in Gray, wither away like
cultural landscape.
Archive for the ‘Hiltons’ Category
What would Oscar think?
Posted in Hiltons, Talkers on March 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
WWJGD?
Posted in Hiltons on February 17, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Deadheaded drama
distaff displays dismal dress,
depicting distaste.
Didja hear Paris Hilton wants to remake V?
Posted in Hiltons on January 22, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Alien eyes peep
through empty, soulless windows,
revealing true self.
When your back is up against the wall…turn around
Posted in Hiltons on December 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Turn ’round and face wall
lest ye be photographed on
bad side—what matter?
They just look so into each other…
Posted in Daughters, Hiltons, Whatevers on November 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Insanely jealous
sisters will deal with break-ups
bizarrely at times.
Who would you choose? Paris or Nicole? Or Benji or Joel?
Posted in Daughters, Hiltons, Musicians on November 14, 2008 | 7 Comments »
O’ Benj, just stop now.
Punk’s not dead, but your image
isn’t helping it.
Will CH ever stop making fun of Paris Hilton? Sadly, no.
Posted in Hiltons on October 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Million dollar
bag baby wanders the road
as the fire dies out.
This way, Paris won’t forget her name again
Posted in Hiltons on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Self-promotion lies
on a bony shoulder like
tags on underwear.
Being that rich gives you all kinds of eye disorders
Posted in Hiltons, Musicians on September 10, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Lazy-eyed Spareus
must borrow or steal from Benj:
cover those peepers!
Please stop taking pictures of Paris Hilton!
Posted in Hiltons on August 8, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Brave new world, indeed—
fathers, don’t let your daughters
grow to be as this.
