New mommy teaches
valuable life lesson
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Archive for the ‘Daughters’ Category
CH Road Trip: Pull-Ups Potty Dance Party
Posted in Actors, Daughters on February 13, 2009 | 6 Comments »
“Pops” Baldwin & Spawn
Posted in Actors, Daughters on January 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Daddy and daughter
have kissed and made up, thanks to
those naked Greek guys.
SAA must do strange things to a family…
Posted in Actors, Daughters, Sons on December 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sad, forlorn moppets
entertain past sex addict
with trepidation.
Again, Elvis spins in his grave
Posted in Daughters, Musicians on December 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Little Miss Grabby
gravitationally grasps
for youth and vigor.
New Kidman Baby Smell
Posted in Actors, Daughters on December 3, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Pretend to show love
while sucking in new life force—
’man lives forever.
Katie Holmes needs a hug and a sandwich
Posted in Actors, Cruise, Daughters on November 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Exhausted and gaunt,
Holmes has seen the light o’ Cruise
and it’s just too much.
They just look so into each other…
Posted in Daughters, Hiltons, Whatevers on November 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Insanely jealous
sisters will deal with break-ups
bizarrely at times.
Who would you choose? Paris or Nicole? Or Benji or Joel?
Posted in Daughters, Hiltons, Musicians on November 14, 2008 | 7 Comments »
O’ Benj, just stop now.
Punk’s not dead, but your image
isn’t helping it.
“Dad? I found Mom in the opium den again!”
Posted in Actors, Daughters on October 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Whacked out on pharmies,
Wonder Woman requires
immediate help.
Does that decal mean “No Osbournes”?
Posted in Daughters on October 6, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Gaze deeply into
the looking glass and fathom
life’s big mysteries.
