Loneliness is a
long distance stalker, trailing
behind a lost whim.
(10 extra credit points goes to the first Ai – Sac student that can give me the title of the classic anti-authoritarian British novella and film that the first two lines are appropriating.)
Archive for the ‘Cruise’ Category
Watch out, Katie! Behind you!
Posted in Cruise on February 20, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Never trust a pair of rats
Posted in Corporations, Cruise on February 17, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Rascally rodents,
seeking a big chunk of cheese,
scavenge for scandal.
Tom Cruise is still rehearsing his Nazi salute
Posted in Cruise on January 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Vines and tendrils curl
around bony skeleton,
finding naught to eat.
Katie is no longer soft and cuddly enough for Tom
Posted in Cruise on January 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Alone on the road,
no wife or child, the Cruise has
bear necessity.
Risky Business was made during a simpler time…right, Tom?
Posted in Actors, Cruise on December 9, 2008 | 5 Comments »
The High Priest Tight Pants
shall pick ’tween pale or furry.
It shan’t be simple.
Katie Holmes needs a hug and a sandwich
Posted in Actors, Cruise, Daughters on November 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Exhausted and gaunt,
Holmes has seen the light o’ Cruise
and it’s just too much.
Tom Cruises the pulpit
Posted in Actors, Cruise on October 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Fist to bleeding heart,
The Cruise goes forth and proclaims,
“Hubbard save Winehouse!”
Try saying this five times fast!
Posted in Actors, Cruise, Daughters on September 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Baby dolly shares
shuddering secrets—surely
Suri shall sheathe sham.
Tom Cruise’s God makes the wind blow for Katie
Posted in Actors, Cruise, tagged Actors on September 16, 2008 | 5 Comments »
“Is that Katie Holmes
I see? Damn, girl! You best get
new deodorant!”
Hey, Ma! Cruise ain’t the shortest one!
Posted in Actors, Cruise on August 12, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Black, Cruise, and Stiller—
boys in stature while Bob, Matt
stand as the gods would.
