Rascally rodents,
seeking a big chunk of cheese,
scavenge for scandal.
Archive for the ‘Corporations’ Category
Never trust a pair of rats
Posted in Corporations, Cruise on February 17, 2009 | 4 Comments »
The New Axis of American Evil
Posted in Corporations on February 13, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Disquieting dwarf
protests the pick of Paula
by speaking through sign.
Blow it up now!
Posted in Athletes, Corporations on February 3, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Fist bumpin’ grandpas
show a natural vigor
for winning workers.
First burgers, now body spray?!
Posted in Corporations on December 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Sex and burgers shall
produce positive scents for
true Whopper Virgins.
Christmas Kraft Hallucinations (Got Me Down Again)
Posted in Corporations on November 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Snow falls fresh and pure
as the Kool over spilleth—
cookies look desp’rate.
Careful that wave doesn’t drag you under, Russell!
Posted in Corporations on November 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Bend over backwards
to pray to gods underground—
def ears might hear you.
Celebrate the Birth of Christ with Seacrest and Chihuahuas!
Posted in Corporations, Talkers on November 10, 2008 | 7 Comments »
People always made
fun in high school, Seacrest says,
but now who’s laughing?!
WWJWD? John Wayne would kick yer teeth in!
Posted in Corporations, Whatevers, tagged Disney on October 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Masculinity
is fleeting for many as
hats change heads through time.
Is this really going to solve any problems, Mr. Davis?
Posted in Corporations, tagged Raiders, Sports on September 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Skeletor risen—
doom personified like a
Black Tuesday death march.
(Raiders fans or haters, please comment on today’s final act of the Al Davis – Lane Kiffin grudge match. Give me your take in haiku format or plain ol’ written text!)
Why, Martha, that’s quite a hot dog!
Posted in Corporations, Talkers on September 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Yellow mustard rings
round and round monstrous wiener
like diseased trace lines.
