Take me back, country
roads—show me your mullet trees
and your rhinestone dreams.
Archive for the ‘Blast from the Past’ Category
Blast from the Past: Miley’s early education
Posted in Blast from the Past, The Virus on February 26, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Bast from the Past: Justin & Britney Before the Meltdowns
Posted in Blast from the Past, Spears on January 30, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Drowning in denim,
I gasp for air as my lungs
fill with fuzzy frill.
CH Blast from the Past: Nick & Jessica Were Happy Once
Posted in Blast from the Past, Musicians, Simps on November 20, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Bedazzled Simpson
and a befrazzled Lachey—
what were they thinking?
CH Blast from the Past: Enter Steve Urkel
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past, tagged Actors on September 25, 2008 | 6 Comments »
In a world where wimps
fell to The Mighty Urkel—
dolls have taken rule.
CH Blast from the Past: Somewhere in Jersey, 1973
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past on September 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Just another boy
from Jersey, before the scowl
and baldness moved in.
CH Blast from the Past: Springfield, 1981
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past on September 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Racquet swings the boy?
Or the other way around?
My, how he has changed.
CH Blast from the Past: The Jacko “Family” Portrait
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past, Musicians on August 29, 2008 | 8 Comments »
In an alternate
world, mommy, dad, and Webstie
live happy as clams.
CH Blast from the Past: Jacko ‘n Synco
Posted in Blast from the Past, Musicians on August 29, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Rainbow colored lads
sync up in honor of a
strange daddy figure.
CH Blast from the Past #5
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past on July 12, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Stonéd surfer Brad
took ninety-four honey bear
bong hits too many.
CH Blast from the Past #4
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past on July 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Feld-Man, damaged goods—
jammin’ jacket from Jacko,
loose is ’more on arm.
