I’ve seen London and
I’ve seen France—please don’t make me
see his underpants.
Archive for the ‘Athletes’ Category
Blast off!
Posted in Athletes on February 19, 2009 | 9 Comments »
There’s clearly an “I” on Shaq’s Teim
Posted in Athletes on February 19, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Featureless faces
cannot hide the ravages
of time, space, and form
Blow it up now!
Posted in Athletes, Corporations on February 3, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Fist bumpin’ grandpas
show a natural vigor
for winning workers.
New Reality TV Series: Jose & the Dooch
Posted in Actors, Athletes on January 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Bash Brother be gone!
Thou shalt fault ’gainst a Partridge
and die tattooed freak.
“Ooooo…that smell! Can you smell that smell?”
Posted in Athletes, Whatevers on January 30, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Esc’lating fatso,
shifting about nervously:
“Who farted? Not me.”
Who needs the Lombardi Trophy now?
Posted in Athletes on January 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Bulbous globe, shining
beyond mine bulging belly,
lead to silver shores.
I’m gonna squeeze the life right outta ya!
Posted in Athletes on January 19, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Pulsating veins pop
like dams ’bout to burst, bringing
forth fearsome feathers.
Catch a sand wave, dudes!
Posted in Athletes on January 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Master swimmer, yes—
though King Mike needs beard training
and surfing lessons.
Another disappointing postseason for Cowboys fans
Posted in Athletes, Simps on January 7, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Season is over—
which is worse? Lack of hard hits
or her holding reign?
The NFL’s hottest new play
Posted in Athletes on January 5, 2009 | 4 Comments »
White on the outside,
black on the inside. Is it
reverse Oreo?
