Fast and furious,
the frumpy female flashes
sans foresightedness.
Archive for the ‘Actors’ Category
Working with Vin Diesel twice had a bad effect on her
Posted in Actors on April 15, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Talking behind someone’s back never ends well…
Posted in Actors on March 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Erupting in a
silent yell, the yawning fox
says good day to you.
As always, Pam Anderson brings the class.
Posted in Actors on March 10, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Are those angel wings
or a flying vee or just
a bad burrito?
Is Seth the new Jared?
Posted in Actors, Movies on March 5, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I lost all this weight
just to be ’nother fat blob?
Where’d my agent go?
Oh no he dih-nit!
Posted in Actors on March 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The Adam’s apple
doesn’t fall far from the tree
as hot water boils.
Who’s the dummy here?
Posted in Actors on March 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Mannequin makes move
with gin, a plastic grin, and
cleft for the ages.
Smash those grapefruits!
Posted in Actors on March 3, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Ponder the citrus
for answers as if you are
God casting judgment.
Get a bite of bad mayo, McConaughey?
Posted in Actors on February 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Crotchety Cro-Mag
croaks like the dying bullfrog
in the scorching sun.
From which glass does the dog drink?
Posted in Actors, Pets on February 25, 2009 | 4 Comments »
The Mick’ll order
for both tonight—bring lobster
stuffed with warm kibble.
Duck! She might chuck it!
Posted in Actors on February 25, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Golden god baggéd
like a rotten stinking corpse
awaiting the earth.
