Erupting in a
silent yell, the yawning fox
says good day to you.
Archive for March, 2009
Talking behind someone’s back never ends well…
Posted in Actors on March 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Yellow and black! The hip new color combo!
Posted in Models, Musicians on March 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
A plague of eff jays
shall assault thy senses as
we blind ourselves razed.
What would Oscar think?
Posted in Hiltons, Talkers on March 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Wilde Portrait of Knobs
in Gray, wither away like
cultural landscape.
As always, Pam Anderson brings the class.
Posted in Actors on March 10, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Are those angel wings
or a flying vee or just
a bad burrito?
When Sea Lions Attack!
Posted in Musicians on March 10, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Leathery kisser,
nuzzling ’gainst whiskerless cheeks—
g’wan, take a bite!
Don’t turn around!
Posted in Whatevers on March 10, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Vic vill vanish like
an optical ’lusion in
disappearing dress.
Is Seth the new Jared?
Posted in Actors, Movies on March 5, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I lost all this weight
just to be ’nother fat blob?
Where’d my agent go?
Where the Streets Have a Contrived Photo Op
Posted in Musicians on March 5, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Protect us, brothers,
from the blackened hands of death,
looming like lovers.
Is Britney’s tour recession proof?
Posted in Spears on March 4, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Cover thine eyes as
curled stink lines emanate from
thy naked dead pits.
Ode to a Glittery Mallet
Posted in Spears on March 4, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Step right up folks and
play yer luck–Whack-a-Brit’ll
make ya a meel’yon!
