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Archive for February, 2009
Get a bite of bad mayo, McConaughey?
Posted in Actors on February 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Is Kanye Sylvester Stallone now?
Posted in Musicians on February 28, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Let’s play quarterback
and lady from the future—
most ill at ease wins!
Blast from the Past: Miley’s early education
Posted in Blast from the Past, The Virus on February 26, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Take me back, country
roads—show me your mullet trees
and your rhinestone dreams.
From which glass does the dog drink?
Posted in Actors, Pets on February 25, 2009 | 4 Comments »
The Mick’ll order
for both tonight—bring lobster
stuffed with warm kibble.
Hot Pink Bonapartism
Posted in Musicians on February 25, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Napoleonic
complexed caterwauler cries,
“Glory is fleeting!”
Duck! She might chuck it!
Posted in Actors on February 25, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Golden god baggéd
like a rotten stinking corpse
awaiting the earth.
Watch out, Katie! Behind you!
Posted in Cruise on February 20, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Loneliness is a
long distance stalker, trailing
behind a lost whim.
(10 extra credit points goes to the first Ai – Sac student that can give me the title of the classic anti-authoritarian British novella and film that the first two lines are appropriating.)
Beetle Bailey is soooo jealous…
Posted in Musicians on February 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Thou shalt not forget,
Kids, the wrath of a vengeful
Halftrack shalt smite thee.
Overexposure Alert! Overexposure Alert!
Posted in Musicians on February 20, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Leather leggings make
Morrison blush as Kitty
coughs up a hairball.
Blast off!
Posted in Athletes on February 19, 2009 | 9 Comments »
I’ve seen London and
I’ve seen France—please don’t make me
see his underpants.
