Bachelorette party
takes a turn for the creepy
when ’Top and Gene show.
Archive for January, 2009
Gene Simmons is mildly amused by Carrot Top’s antics
Posted in Comics, Musicians on January 30, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Bast from the Past: Justin & Britney Before the Meltdowns
Posted in Blast from the Past, Spears on January 30, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Drowning in denim,
I gasp for air as my lungs
fill with fuzzy frill.
New Reality TV Series: Jose & the Dooch
Posted in Actors, Athletes on January 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Bash Brother be gone!
Thou shalt fault ’gainst a Partridge
and die tattooed freak.
“Ooooo…that smell! Can you smell that smell?”
Posted in Athletes, Whatevers on January 30, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Esc’lating fatso,
shifting about nervously:
“Who farted? Not me.”
Why would anybody buy this guy’s book?!
Posted in Whatevers on January 30, 2009 | 6 Comments »
The publishing world
has hit lows of late: sales drop
and Sanjaya signs.
Warhol would be proud, darling…
Posted in Models on January 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Bride of Blackenstein,
ascending from grave like a
Misfit in morning.
Careful, Brooke…you don’t know whose mouth has been there!
Posted in Actors on January 29, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Chocolate made man
melts with joy, making muscles
rise like a brown tide.
(I Got the) Heavily Discounted Valentine Blues Again
Posted in Speidi on January 29, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Ninety-nine reasons
not to cross these paths—make it
one hundred and one.
Angelina–Beware the ides of March!
Posted in Actors on January 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Who is that masked fan?
Soothsayer predicting plague?
Brad’s jilted stalker?
(Five extra credit points will go to the first Ai – Sac student that can tell me which Shakespeare play both the title and the poem are referencing.)
Papa Pitt Packs Progeny
Posted in Actors, Sons on January 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
By Button standards,
is that an old man? Because
he does look like one.
