Dave pulls on the string
that maneuver movements like
grand puppeteer scheme.
Archive for December, 2008
Need to take a breather, Mr. Letterman?
Posted in Talkers on December 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Owen Wilson jokes: Too soon?
Posted in Actors on December 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Soccer in the rain
make me one sensitive dude—
do girls like this stuff?
Tara Reid and her American Pie 12 costar
Posted in Actors on December 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Creature of the deep,
gentle in so many ways,
escape while you can!
The Man of Hoff Receives a Message from God
Posted in Actors on December 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Mixed signals travel
’cross time and space, filling Hoff’s
headphones with havoc.
Mr. Banderas requires a strict wrist exercise regimen
Posted in Actors on December 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Somewhere a sailor
misses his mother as Mel’s
velvet veins vanish.
Best of 2008: Breeding Xtina
Posted in Musicians on December 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mother Liberty
slimy singer equals not.
Just go be a mom.
More fodder for the Claymates
Posted in Musicians on December 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Caric’ture revealed,
Clay characterizes self—
call it Achin’ Love.
Best of 2008: The Simps-Wentz Nuptials
Posted in Simps on December 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
White bitch on a leash—
symbolic in so many
ways for their marriage.
Santa’s ’bout to puuuuukkkkke!
Posted in Whatevers on December 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Red-noséd reindeer
master hit the sauce again,
flushing memories.
Meta-Post: Fare Thee Well, Aught Eight.
Posted in HQ Commentary on December 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
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