Snow falls fresh and pure
as the Kool over spilleth—
cookies look desp’rate.
Archive for November, 2008
Christmas Kraft Hallucinations (Got Me Down Again)
Posted in Corporations on November 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
When Sex Panther doesn’t work, try this stuff:
Posted in Musicians on November 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
McGraw by McGraw.
For the self-loving cologne
bather on your list.
Livin’ It Up!
Posted in Actors, Pets on November 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Former elf princess
and furry friend attract gapes
from man and his beast.
That’s some tenacious defense!
Posted in Athletes on November 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Hold your horses, please!
Now I want you to bite me.
Stop me from scoring!
Being Gilbert Arenas
Posted in Athletes on November 28, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Guarding myself has
expanded my horizons—
how will I beat me?
Who’da thunk there’d be a cam’ra in here?!
Posted in Spears on November 28, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Late-night meth binges
in liquor store parking lots
lead to Trash in Boots.
Katie Holmes needs a hug and a sandwich
Posted in Actors, Cruise, Daughters on November 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Exhausted and gaunt,
Holmes has seen the light o’ Cruise
and it’s just too much.
The McNabb/Reid Countdown Begins
Posted in Athletes on November 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Living human pear
and disgruntled quarterback—
play nice for a month!
Yukkin’ it up with Jay-Z & Beyonce
Posted in Musicians on November 26, 2008 | 10 Comments »
See what happens when
you don’t laugh at Jay-Z’s jokes?
Shiners shall commence.
The Winehouse is still alive, thanks to her brain slug
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on November 25, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Living, breathing hair
hath taken over her brain,
prob’ly for the best.
(I will give five extra credit points to the first Ai – Sac student that can tell me what TV show the title references. Post your answer as a comment.)
