Grimacing in pain,
relying on friend’s support,
misplaced blue drop quells.
Archive for October, 2008
They say you are what you eat…
Posted in Talkers on October 31, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Great wig, Reege…
Posted in Talkers on October 31, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Halloween aught eight—
the day tribute bands became
officially lame.
Martha Stewart’s Clash of the White ‘uns
Posted in Actors, Talkers on October 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Escaping from brain,
stony snakes stop time sudden
as Stew steals your cash.
If Steve Urkel had grown up to marry Mariah Carey…
Posted in Actors, Musicians on October 31, 2008 | 5 Comments »
O’ choc’lit milk man,
please drown those cookies in your
sugar rushing waves.
Will CH ever stop making fun of Paris Hilton? Sadly, no.
Posted in Hiltons on October 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Million dollar
bag baby wanders the road
as the fire dies out.
Which President would you dress up as?
Posted in Talkers on October 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Deadened arms flailing,
Copperhead foreshadows doom
as the rain does hens.
“Dad? I found Mom in the opium den again!”
Posted in Actors, Daughters on October 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Whacked out on pharmies,
Wonder Woman requires
immediate help.
Halloween reveals way too much about Mr. & Mrs. Seal
Posted in Models, Musicians on October 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Foliage covers
the wrong fields as an apple
devours beauty.
“Shhhh! Marge, he’s a good digger.”
Posted in Musicians on October 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Jester’s headgear? Check.
Authentic tight clown clothes? Check.
Padded codpiece? Check.
(Five extra credit points to the first Ai – Sac student that answers this question as a comment post: The title is obviously from an episode of The Simpsons. Which one is it from and why does Homer say it?)
Ronald Reagan spins in the cold ground…
Posted in Politicians, Talkers, tagged Election on October 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Soft pink, lighter green—
these are the colors of the
new Republican.
