Skeletor risen—
doom personified like a
Black Tuesday death march.
(Raiders fans or haters, please comment on today’s final act of the Al Davis – Lane Kiffin grudge match. Give me your take in haiku format or plain ol’ written text!)
Archive for September, 2008
Is this really going to solve any problems, Mr. Davis?
Posted in Corporations, tagged Raiders, Sports on September 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Somewhere, Randy Quaid is sighing heavily…
Posted in Actors, tagged Actors on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Syracuse Puff
doesn’t understand when Quaid
says no, he means it.
If only Jessica’s dog could tell us what he knows…
Posted in Musicians, Pets, Simps on September 30, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Today’s conference
shall be moderated by
Simps’s new mouthpiece.
This is gonna be the final HSM, right? Right?!
Posted in Actors, tagged Actors on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Oil and grease dribbles
from King and Queen of Tweens like
turkey pan drainage.
Give Kelis credit for smiling nicely in her mug shot!
Posted in Musicians on September 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Having had milkshakes
go stale, arrested star plugs
cotton candy ’do.
Pick a winner on the Shore, Pauly!
Posted in Actors on September 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
The Weez wimpers wild
while future shards of glass make
way ’tween wilted cheeks.
Has the stalkerazzi crossed the Bolton-Sheridan line?
Posted in Actors, Musicians, tagged Actors, Musicians on September 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Disregarding rag,
gnawing Bolton’s grizzled chin
heals the horrid pain.
Father Brady’s eventual coming out had strange effects on Ma…
Posted in Actors, Talkers on September 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
“Judge, I’ve been guilty,”
says Mother Brady, begging
a lip locked jury.
The power of Christ compels you…to do a faceplant!
Posted in Actors, tagged Actors on September 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Fattest Baldwin bro
skating for Christ, hanging on
to whatever’s left.
Try saying this five times fast!
Posted in Actors, Cruise, Daughters on September 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Baby dolly shares
shuddering secrets—surely
Suri shall sheathe sham.
