Surfin’ cows catch waves
solid of ’crete—Poseidon,
bring a tsunami!
(5 points extra credit to the first Ai student that can answer this trivia question: What band was admired by many for playing such sarcastically titled tunes as “Surfin’ Cow,” “Born to Love Volcanoes,” and “Wonderfully Colored Plastic Wartoys”? Post the answer as a comment. Open to those students that haven’t already scored an extra five for answering previous trivia questions.)
surfboard gets upskirt
he hopes for a panty splash
or sex wax rubdown
Wow…as Paris Hilton would so brilliantly convey, “That’s hot.”
Bleach blonde bimbos sway
swirling twirling, ditsy hair
the poor surfers cry
Dead milk man? or something like that, I think. Im just guessing, because my aunt was talking about some surf song, that mentioned surfing cow, but was really about getting a girl, but that was from ease dropping,
Your aunt sounds like somebody I’d get along quite well with…that is almost the correct answer. The Dead Milkmen! Good job not looking it up online, Angy!
Great poem, too! I think you’ve got the knack for haikuin’!