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Archive for August, 2008
CH Blast from the Past: The Jacko “Family” Portrait
Posted in Actors, Blast from the Past, Musicians on August 29, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Sex and the Children’s Workshop?!
Posted in Actors, Kid's Korner on August 29, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Miss Honeywell comes
between Bert and Ernie—the
only one who has.
CH Blast from the Past: Jacko ‘n Synco
Posted in Blast from the Past, Musicians on August 29, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Rainbow colored lads
sync up in honor of a
strange daddy figure.
Halt that runner at the plate!
Posted in Corporations on August 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Imperial troops
track trusting marlin, yielding
death of a pastime.
CH Road Trip: Beijing Brushing n’ Bussing
Posted in Athletes on August 28, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Have you ever kissed
a seven foot Chinese man?
“Well, I sure have now.”
Them “Hills” are pregnant with symbolism, ain’t they?
Posted in Speidi on August 28, 2008 | 6 Comments »
“Reality” star
puts even more phoniness
on show with phlush phruit.
Celebrity Haiku Celebrates 250 with Michael Jackson’s 50th!
Posted in Musicians on August 28, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Jacko celebrates
fifty with pee-jay bottoms
and tuxedo top.
Those Gossip Girls are just begging to be mocked, aren’t they?
Posted in Actors on August 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Whatsamatta, girls?
Didja lick a bad pickle?
Or did someone toot?
I’ll give ya fifty cents for the nametag!
Posted in Whatevers on August 27, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Seacrestless blue jeans—
yours now, straight out of dryer,
for pennies a day!
Metapost: Please Comment!
Posted in HQ Commentary on August 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dear Celebrity Haiku Readers:
Thanks, as always, for spending a few moments of your day with us here in the CH halls. Daily viewership has been raking in some very impressive numbers of late, and I can only thank you.
Last night’s conclusion of an impressive week of speeches in Denver has inspired me to become more [...]
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