Wandering Affleck—
conflagrant sun punishes
drunken fools now lost.
Archive for July, 2008
How many is too many, Benny?
Posted in Actors on July 31, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Notice I didn’t resort to using the word “Bueller”…
Posted in Actors on July 31, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Broderick boy bides
’bruptly, burdened by breakfast
burrito belches.
Do I look sincere yet?
Posted in Actors on July 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Scientologist
first, then Buddhist—what’s next, Jew?
Pick one and retain!
“Hey, Ma! Lookit that little putter!”
Posted in Actors on July 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Former sex tape star
comes across brand new hobby:
miniature golf.
Those dudes look like they’re havin’ fun…
Posted in Athletes on July 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Golf has always been
a homoerotic sport—
big cover won’t help.
Enough with the smugness! Enough, I say!
Posted in Hiltons, Musicians on July 29, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Like Romo, you may
submit your manhood when you
parallel Paris.
You missed your calling, Ms. Connelly…
Posted in Actors on July 29, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Flinging rotten fish—
Career opportunities
one that never knocks.
Sheridan shouts, “Shebang!”
Posted in Actors on July 29, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Desperate housewife
looking fraught to pitch a cry
for baseball groupies.
You know you’re on the A-list when you do burger birthdays…
Posted in Whatevers on July 28, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Light the candles, quick!
Burn that burger to the ground—
before she escapes!
Meta-Post: Upon Approaching Yet Another CH Milestone
Posted in HQ Commentary on July 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear your friendly neighborhood Celebrity Haiku readers:
I am very happy to say “thank you” to all of the new visitors to our humble abode. When I started this internet-based humor project only three months ago, I dreamed of a snarky utopia where many voices could be heard speaking the flowering language of haiku. I am [...]
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