Eyes ejaculate
entirely, ejecting
excess excrement.
Archive for June, 2008
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was not like me?
Posted in Musicians on June 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Why does anybody care about these two?
Posted in Hiltons on June 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
“Miss, excuse me, miss?
I’d like to scout your talent
if I may, miss? Miss?”
Have you ever been to the Mushroom Festival in Hell?
Posted in Musicians on June 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dyed pink locks atop
polychromatic muumuu—
curse you, color film!
Will she ever know of Colorado and Boston?
Posted in Athletes on June 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Young Bryant offspring
scowls, afraid daddy will just
disappear again.
What’s she looking at?
Posted in Actors on June 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Ditzy star gazes
unenlightened while sil’cone
slowly poisons brain.
“O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain.”
Posted in Simps on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
King Joe frowns, plotting
’gainst hair homo and who knows—
he shall reclaim side!
Give mommy a kisseepoo!
Posted in Pets, Simps on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
She heaved her bosom
as he rubbed his hirsute jaw
to her parting lips.
Looks like Mary Jane could use a helping hand…
Posted in Actors on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Web kissing damsel
or just some bruised gal talking
to herself on bench?
Which one’s Lil Mama, now?
Posted in Musicians on June 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Imagine a world
where ev’rybody dressed like
second grade girls—boy!
Heroin Injection! Stat!
Posted in Musicians on June 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »
The Crüe, reconciled,
while Mars shuffles and slouches
to oblivion.
