The Feld-man might be
fighting vamps, but look out! The
Haimster’s back with this!
Archive for May, 2008
Shirtless is the new thing, apparently…
Posted in Actors on May 31, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Tra-voltaaaa…
Posted in Actors on May 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
My name is what? John
to tha tee! Vinny B is
dead! I shot his ass!
Care to check that baggage, Mizz Keener?
Posted in Actors on May 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Mutant growths expand
as the hound’s tooth sucks the life
from cold flaccid hands.
Uh, Mick, you forgot something in the car…
Posted in Actors on May 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Who sez fifty-five’s
too old for pecs like these and
hair you wish you had?
(Have you heard about Mr. Rourke’s latest movie project with Darren [Pi, Requiem for a Dream] Aronofsky? Looks like he’s doing some early promo for it!)
He’s plotting against you, Paris…
Posted in Hiltons, Musicians on May 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sit alone three rows
behind her, Benji—you don’t
want that in your lap.
Okay, Tori, this can’t be a coincidence…
Posted in Actors on May 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Newer sick fetish—
gaping mouthed almost-mommies
lovin’ curled weenies.
Whoa, tiger! (What happened to the ‘hive?)
Posted in Musicians, Winehouse on May 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Snarling Wine-house grabs
for treat while the beta male
retreats from what’s next.
There’s not an antibiotic in the world that’ll kill that…
Posted in Courtney, Musicians on May 28, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Smoke curls between two
puf’t lips like scabby balloons—
thank God Kurt’s not here.
Today’s theme: celebs going to the bathroom
Posted in Actors, Whatevers on May 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Is that a cam’ra?
’Cause someone just messed herself
but failed to drop trou.
Will the person with the camera please get a life?!
Posted in Spears on May 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Stalkerazzi waits
alone for the payday when
Brit makes pit stop—score!
